January 2011
Note To Self...
…I need to buy cute rompers and sundresses for this Spring/Summer.
PLEASE HELP!! REBLOG!!!
…I know this is a bit of a weird request, but if any of you happen to know anEVELYN DELEON that lives in New Jersey, PLEASE LET ME KNOW ASAP. She is one of my mother’s best friends from when they were little kids all the way through college, and my mom wants to see/talk to her again. Any help would be greatly appreciated. Oh, and please feel free to reblog this. The more people that know, the...
Yes, I'm Bored...
Do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth? Sure, why not? Where were you last night? ZUMBA with Monique, Aya, and Val What is today’s date? 1/25/11 Who was the last person to call you baby/babe? Chris When you’re at the grocery store do you use the self checkout? If I only have a few items, and all the other lines are long, yes. Anyone crushing on you? I...
PLEASE REBLOG!!!
…I know this is a bit of a weird request, but if any of you happen to know anEVELYN DELEON that lives in New Jersey, PLEASE LET ME KNOW ASAP. She is one of my mother’s best friends from when they were little kids all the way through college, and my mom wants to see/talk to her again. Any help would be greatly appreciated. Oh, and please feel free to reblog this. The more people that know, the...
TO ALL OF MY FILIPINO FOLLOWERS...
…I know this is a bit of a weird request, but if any of you happen to know an EVELYN DELEON that lives in New Jersey, PLEASE LET ME KNOW ASAP. She is one of my mother’s best friends from when they were little kids all the way through college, and my mom wants to see/talk to her again. Any help would be greatly appreciated. Oh, and please feel free to reblog this. The more people that...
As of today...
…I’m on a very important mission. My mother has asked me to try and find someone from her childhood. All I have is her maiden name (she is now married), who is supposedly now living in Jersey, and is a nurse. I also know one of her brother’s names (she is one of 14 apparently) I know my mother probably thinks it’s a long shot, but since she asked, I’m damn sure going...
Dear Jets...
…After all the calories I ingested on your behalf yesterday, and you still lost, I think it’s only fair that you pay for my gym membership. I’m just saying…
Sincerely,
ME ♥
Dear 2011...
…I probably should have written this 21 days ago, but oh well. Then again, it wasn’t really necessary, seeing as how this is not a post about resolutions. What is this post about? Honestly, I still haven’t fully decided. I’m home now, and quite bored, so if anything, I’m really just rambling.
However, I will say this. After 2009/2010 being two of the suckiest years I...
FACT: Girls who smile alot are usually freaks in...
missxnerd:
getithowyoulive:
Hmm… guess I’m a freak.
IVE ALWAYS KNOWN THIS!
Uh. I guess I am, lmao.
I plead the fifth. LAWL!!
Just be.: Day 7: Lust. 7 love secrets. →
windex:
I’m a hopeless romantic.
Corny is the best policy!
Five years in, I know she’s the one. Secret is, I knew before we officially started dating =]
I’m not clingy, just amazingly affectionate lol!
I took the wisdom of the Spice Girls and believe that if you want to be…
LAWL!!!!! I JUST DIED!!! LMAO!!!
Turn up the music, turn down the drama.
Just think of me as the Barbie you will never get...
MOM: ANAK!!
ME: Yes mom!!
MOM: What's Twitter?
ME: O_O
*sigh* I love my mommy!
That's what you call, "The Ugly Truth."
Mike: Rule number one, never criticize.
Abby: Even if it’s constructive?
Mike: Never. Men are incapable of growth, change, or progress. For men self improvement ends at toilet training. And rule number two, laugh at whatever he says.
Abby: What if what he says doesn’t funny?
Mike: That’s irrelevant. A fake laugh is like a fake orgasm.
Abby: Fake orgasm is good?
Mike: No, but a fake orgasm is better than no orgasm at all.
Abby: Fake orgasm is no orgasm.
Mike: Only to you. See, you’re not the only person in the room, you know. Let’s not be selfish. Rule number three, men are very visual. You have to change your look.
Abby: What’s wrong with my look?
Mike: Abby, you’re a very attractive woman, but you’re completely inaccessible. You’re all about comfort and efficiency.
Abby: What’s wrong about comfort and efficiency?
Mike: Nothing, except no one wants to fuck it. Rule number four, never talks about your problem, because men never really listen or care.
Abby: Some men care.
Mike: No, some men pretend to care.
ROTFL : ))))
F*CKING PRICELESS!!
PRICELESS.
ME: "We could try jogging like normal people. LAWL!"
Monique: "...EW"
Monique: "We're bad bitches. Bad bitches don't run. Bad bitches do ZUMBA."
ROFLMAO!!!!!! ♥
Your past is just a story. And once you realize this it has no power over you.
– Invisible Monsters by Chuck Palahniuk (via amezkilla)
I love my mom. ♥
ME: I'm trying to get the perfect body for Summer.
MOM: Do you want to order Chinese food?
O_O