ME; Peanut, what do you do when there's no electricity??
PEANUT: Go somewhere else.
R O F L M A O!!! Man, I love this kid.
why Pauly D's my fave on jersey shore...
You're in an argument and you have a good ass...
xxcoolstorybroxx: and all your friends are like and you’re sitting there like and the person you were arguing with is all like and then you’re all like, YEA NIGGA FALLBACK
I've never seen a McDonalds or a Burger King under...
dailydoseofhail: You know you’re ass is Filipino when your pantry is stocked up w/corned beef, spam, Vienna Sausages, Oodles of Noodles, &sacks of rice… Thats how we do this for Hurricane Irene Don’t lie. That’s what the pantry look like on a normal day. LOL.
MOAR TALENT!!!! RAWR!!!!! →
 Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? — CLOSED!!!!  Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel? — I used to, but not anymore….  Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? — It’s tucked in at the foot of my bed, but that’s it. But I tuck everything in when I make my bed in the mornings…  Have you ever...
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 Get something off your chest.  The last dream you remember having.  My current relationship status in great detail.  A photo of your best friend(s) and tell us about them.  You have a sleepover with 5 people from Tumblr. Who do you pick and why?  Your last sexual experience: When, Where, Who.  Tell us about something you hate/strongly dislike…  List everything you’ve eaten...
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MY PERSONALITY I’m loud. I’m sarcastic. I cry easily. I have a bad temper. I’m easy to get along with. I have more enemies than friends. I’ve smoked I drink coffee. I clean my room daily. MY APPEARANCE I wear make-up. (occasionally) I wear a piece of jewelry at all times. I wear contacts. I wear glasses. I have braces. I change my hair color often. I have a piercing. I have small...
Me: How much do I have to pay you right now to go get me a milkshake?
BigBro: Eh. Not tonight. I'm drinking my beer.
Me: But I really want a milkshake, or ice cream or something!
BigBro: Don't you have work tomorrow?
Me: What the heck does that have to do with ice cream??
**My family never fails to make my life interesting. LAWL. But I still really want ice cream. =(
When I console my friends, I'm like:
waveyourhandshigh: When I console my best friend, I’m like: Me ^^ 100% YUP!!! LMAO!!
PURE TALENT. →
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gabesignedon: (via kashmeare) weian-fu: 3-fifths-human-5-fifths-awesome: praisethelorde: iraeen: mindofasuccessfulindividual: smokemeeimdope: I AM FUCKING DEAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *C’MON CRACK HEADS* LMFAOOOOOO had to reblog again. just to acknowledge the fact that he slapped all fuck out of himself. LOLOLOLOLOL He’s good ! Is this...